Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Version Cookie)

[SarasaKat]

Next verse same as the first (or previous, or whatever's going on with previous versions of this thread)!

The game itself is prety self explanatory. Person 1 asks a stupid question, person 2 gives a stupid answer AND asks a stupid question as well.

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Why am I in the Antarctic tundra?

 

[Alex]

You were looking for apples, remember?

When will Friday the 13th fall on Halloween?

 

[Revan]

When we map the number 31 to the number 13 and the 31st is a Friday.

When will The Legend of Zelda: Coreward Sword be released?

 

[Alex]

Friday the 13th on Halloween.

Is Link the princess?

 

[Bijou]

Cleary you are as what the kids call, an epic gamer.


Am I in the right castle?

 

[Fafrir]

Nope, you're in the Krusty Krab and the princess is not there.

Why is the plural for tooth teeth but the plural for noodle is not needle?

 

[SarasaKat]

The nomadic tooth allegiance waged war against the teeth empire for independence.

What's the softest thing in the world?

 

[Dregran]

Rin's font colour.

Why did I get sunburnt?

 

[Vigilance]

You ate too many sun-dried tomatoes.

Where is the sauce?

 

[Vulture]

At the source.
Where did the pen I dropped and lost end up?

 

[~Kilza~]

Fishes swim in the ocean.

Why do bears hibernate?

 

[Resolute]

Because bears like clocks.

Why is the sky blue?

 

[Vulture]

Because they couldn’t get planning permission to paint it pink.

What’s the healthiest food?

 

[Vigilance]

toe nails

Whatcha doin?

 

[SarasaKat]

Edit: Getting beat up by ninjas

How do I get out of bed?

 

[Vigilance]

Fly out the window

What happened to Cabin 2?

 

[SarasaKat]

It found its calling and went to go serve in the war for the Motherland

What can I do with broken glass? I got a bunch from flying out the window :cry:

 

[~Kilza~]

Use it in a pie.

How am I managing to post so much?

 

[SarasaKat]

You're using time travel

How do I recover from eating glass?

 

[Vigilance]

Gulp it down with milk?

Do you got milk?