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Omae wa mu, shindeiru.

Nani?
 

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Use the "That was easy" button

Why do I own a Staples?
 

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Why the hell doesn't anyone else own a Staples?
 

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Because Santa can't fit those into his sleigh.

Why do we eat turkey for Thanksgiving?
 

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Because ornaments don’t taste as good.

Is time travel possible?
 

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R u still xxxx?
 

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That was how they taught us Roman numerals in school

How do I record TV shows?
 

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With your record player.

How do I handle life’s greatest challenges?
 

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Use a chainsaw

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
 

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At the box office.

Did Jack truly break his crown?
 

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The wind picked it up and carried it away

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Because you were inspired by a certain cow.

How many Pokémon are there?
 
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Enough to fit in your mouth.

Why is the world an oblate spheroid?
 

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Because a square was too pointy

Why are dodos extinct?
 

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Cause people made too much pizza out of them.

Why is there Bluetooth?
 

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Because there was a Redtooth first

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
 

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None, you just stick it in your computer.

How much shells can seashell chuck if a shell can chuck Sally?
 

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At least several.
What's the answer to life, the universe and everything?
 

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The answer is hail Satan

Why does Hank Hill sell propane and propane accessories?
 

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Because you lick cats.

Why do you lick cats?
 
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