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Yup, I think he's talking to Polyphemus at the moment.

When does the ship set sail?
 

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Once the sun sets in the East.

What can be considered a good hockey trade?
 

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Anything that involves Lebron, apparently.

Can Lebron pull a Michael Jordan?
 

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No, he only has the standard deck of 52 cards.

If one sword equals 100 power, do two swords equal 200 power?
 

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No, counter intuitively two swords equals -100 power.

Who stole my belt?
 

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That anime looking fella over there, he needs all the belts he can get.

Why do we lose an hour of sleep tomorrow?
 

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Because the time god wanted more time.

Why can't I just skip to the end of the month?
 

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Because they're not wasting their powers to look like children.

Where'd the werewolf go?
 

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Jupiter crashed into the Earth.

Why did SCP-682 escape?
 

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From a shady looking guy behind a dark alley in the middle of New York City.

How can I avoid getting sick?
 

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By wrapping yourself up with tin foil.

If a + b = c, then what is d?
 

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d is equal to sqrt(x^2 + y^2)

What is the powerhouse of the cell?
 

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A powercell.

How many powercells can you collect?
 

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That depends on whether the cells are perfect or not.

Who keeps sending these dragons to join the army?
 

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The Dragon Queen. Rumor is that she's not really a dragon. She must be stopped.

Why did my dog turn blue yesterday?
 

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Because they didn't feel like turning red.

Where do squirrels store their nuts for the winter?
 

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In your house, the tree was taken.

What is a dog's favorite movie?
 

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Dogs prefer books, thank you very much.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
 
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