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Mirage

Mirage

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To jump off that cliff... into the beautiful ocean!... where he'll get eaten by a shark :(

How deep can you go in the ocean?
 
Ella-May Lowell

Ella-May Lowell

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Depends on how many rocks you're holding.

Why is giraffe?
 
Godot

Godot

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Because tall tree.

Would you like fries with that?
 
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~Kilza~

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Yes, but only if they're 10 cm in length and the number given in total is divisible by 5

Where should I go to steal a horse?
 
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~Kilza~

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When little Jimmy decided to steal an apple from George's store in 1512

How should I pay my taxes?
 
Godot

Godot

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Well first you take an ax...

If money is the root of all evil and time is money, what is the square root of monkey?
 
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~Kilza~

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It is clearly the imaginary number i

How are parrots able to repeat what we say?
 
Fafrir

Fafrir

Here be dragons.
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They use voice recorders and play it back.

Will it blend?
 
Godot

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Sure. Although the smoothie will probably taste terrible.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
 
DeepSeaPrincess

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Ah, you're thinking about the poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specifically to poison Kuzco. Kuzco's poison.

That poison?
 
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Yes, the poison from the legendary water of Flint, Michigan

How can we provide clean water to everybody?
 
Godot

Godot

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Well first you need the right type of battery.

What is love?
 
seaturtle

seaturtle

Go Beyond! Plus Ultra!!
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baby dont hurt me
dont hurt me
no more

why is gamora?
 
Varhii

Varhii

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Because Gamora.

How do I get Photoshop?
 
DeepSeaPrincess

DeepSeaPrincess

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You musy travel to the Garden of Kittens, where you must find the puppy who lives there with his cat family and ask him. He will tell you the secrets.

Where's my super suit?
 
Godot

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The dog chewed it.

What's the meaning of life?
 
DeepSeaPrincess

DeepSeaPrincess

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Nutella.

What's the word for the thing that does the stuff?
 
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