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Mirage

Pokemon Master
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Drake, Mirage, Izzy
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To jump off that cliff... into the beautiful ocean!... where he'll get eaten by a shark :(

How deep can you go in the ocean?
 

Ella-May Lowell

Rookie Trainer
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Depends on how many rocks you're holding.

Why is giraffe?
 

Godot

Coffee Drinkin' College Student
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Because tall tree.

Would you like fries with that?
 

~Kilza~

A Hockey Boy
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Yes, but only if they're 10 cm in length and the number given in total is divisible by 5

Where should I go to steal a horse?
 

~Kilza~

A Hockey Boy
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When little Jimmy decided to steal an apple from George's store in 1512

How should I pay my taxes?
 

Godot

Coffee Drinkin' College Student
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Well first you take an ax...

If money is the root of all evil and time is money, what is the square root of monkey?
 

Fafrir

<Poison Claws Intensifies>
Staff Emeritus
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Canadia
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Ashley, Scraftato
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Female
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Saskatchewan (-6 GMT)
3DS FC
5215-0457-5124
Switch FC
Soon TM
IGN
Spoony/Salsa
They use voice recorders and play it back.

Will it blend?
 

Godot

Coffee Drinkin' College Student
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Sure. Although the smoothie will probably taste terrible.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
 

~Kilza~

A Hockey Boy
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Yes, the poison from the legendary water of Flint, Michigan

How can we provide clean water to everybody?
 

Godot

Coffee Drinkin' College Student
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Well first you need the right type of battery.

What is love?
 

seaturtle

sobble squad
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Rainbow Rocket Executive
Cabin 2
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Chris
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baby dont hurt me
dont hurt me
no more

why is gamora?
 

Varhii

Shaggy Webber
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Because Gamora.

How do I get Photoshop?
 

DeepSeaPrincess

Pretty Voice
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Inside A Musical
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Athena, Any variant of that
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You musy travel to the Garden of Kittens, where you must find the puppy who lives there with his cat family and ask him. He will tell you the secrets.

Where's my super suit?
 

Godot

Coffee Drinkin' College Student
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The dog chewed it.

What's the meaning of life?
 
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