Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Version Cookie)

[Mirage]

To jump off that cliff... into the beautiful ocean!... where he'll get eaten by a shark :(

How deep can you go in the ocean?

 

[Ella-May Lowell]

Depends on how many rocks you're holding.

Why is giraffe?

 

[Godot]

Because tall tree.

Would you like fries with that?

 

[~Kilza~]

Yes, but only if they're 10 cm in length and the number given in total is divisible by 5

Where should I go to steal a horse?

 

[Cynical_Toast]

right here

Where did it all go wrong?

 

[~Kilza~]

When little Jimmy decided to steal an apple from George's store in 1512

How should I pay my taxes?

 

[Cynical_Toast]

Don't

How do I cut down on the grind?

 

[Godot]

Well first you take an ax...

If money is the root of all evil and time is money, what is the square root of monkey?

 

[~Kilza~]

It is clearly the imaginary number i

How are parrots able to repeat what we say?

 

[Fafrir]

They use voice recorders and play it back.

Will it blend?

 

[Godot]

Sure. Although the smoothie will probably taste terrible.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

 

[DeepSeaPrincess]

Ah, you're thinking about the poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specifically to poison Kuzco. Kuzco's poison.

That poison?

 

[~Kilza~]

Yes, the poison from the legendary water of Flint, Michigan

How can we provide clean water to everybody?

 

[Cynical_Toast]

Ration the water, a couple drops per household is plenty.

How do I energize myself?

 

[Godot]

Well first you need the right type of battery.

What is love?

 

[seaturtle]

baby dont hurt me
dont hurt me
no more

why is gamora?

 

[Varhii]

Because Gamora.

How do I get Photoshop?

 

[DeepSeaPrincess]

You musy travel to the Garden of Kittens, where you must find the puppy who lives there with his cat family and ask him. He will tell you the secrets.

Where's my super suit?

 

[Godot]

The dog chewed it.

What's the meaning of life?

 

[DeepSeaPrincess]

Nutella.

What's the word for the thing that does the stuff?