Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Version Cookie)

[SiNofTheAbyss]

Ask Joseph Joestar.

How long has it been since I posted in a thread that wasn't the anime club?

 

[Rockie]

About... long and a half, I'd say. Maybe long and three quarters.

Where did I misplace my notepad?

 

[SiNofTheAbyss]

I think that octopus has it.

Why would an octopus have a notepad?

 

[Some Asian]

To get to the other side.

What is the square root of a tree?

 

[Rockie]

Roots aren't square! Psh, square roots, what next, triangle leaves?

Who's this outside my window?

 

[SiNofTheAbyss]

It's your clone.

Who made all these clones?

 

[Godot]

Emperor Palpiturtle, of course.

What happened to the vampires?

 

[SiNofTheAbyss]

Hamon happened.

What's going on?

 

[DeepSeaPrincess]

The oven's going on so I can bake the pizza.

To be, or not to be?

 

[Godot]

To suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

Wherefore art thou?

 

[~Kilza~]

In a hospital bed in the middle of Arkansas

How do I cook pasta al dente?

 

[DeepSeaPrincess]

You give it to Al, who then bites it and boils it for five minutes.

Should I eat now or wait for later?

 

[Rockie]

I don't see why both isn't possible!

When will it be time to unleash my hellish wrath upon this world?

 

[~Kilza~]

The same time that a meteor smashes into the Earth.

How are internet servers kept up and running?

 

[Godot]

Through a lot of hard and usually thankless work.

Where does the time go?

 

[~Kilza~]

To the bank.

Why would time go to the bank?

 

[SiNofTheAbyss]

To dip its toes in the river.

Would you like fries with that?

 

[DeepSeaPrincess]

Why yes, fries with my fries sound wonderful.

Did you seriously just do that?

 

[SiNofTheAbyss]

I can and I did.

What do boxes have to do with anything?

 

[Godot]

All the best things come in a box, namely chocolate.

...What did you do to the mailman?