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Corrupt a Wish

Cynical_Toast

Professional Video Gamer
Join Date
Dec 28, 2018
Posts
163
Location
Flavortown
AKA
Charlie
Gender
Male
Time Zone
EST
Switch FC
4099-4174-0519
#1
I don't remember who started this game on the old site but I always liked this one, and nobody seems to have started it yet.
Basically the idea is that a person posts a wish, and the next poster grants that wish, with a catch. For example:

Person A: I wish I could teleport
Person B: Granted, you can only teleport 2 feet in front of yourself.

And then Person B would make a wish and so on. So I'll start with a wish.

I wish I had an egg
 
Join Date
Nov 7, 2018
Posts
1,051
Location
Inside A Musical
AKA
Athena, Any variant of that
Gender
Female
Time Zone
PST
#2
Granted, it's made of sharp tin and is only 2d.

I wish I could eat anything but never gain weight.
 

Neb

Cosmog Enthusiast
Join Date
Nov 1, 2018
Posts
596
Location
Oregon
AKA
Benjamin, James, Pemderp
Gender
Male
Time Zone
UTC -8 (Pacific Time)
3DS FC
3540-0538-1086
Switch FC
SW-1778-2704-5495
IGN
Benjamin
#3
Granted, food would no longer taste like anything.

I wish I could fly!
 
Join Date
Nov 7, 2018
Posts
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Location
Inside A Musical
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Athena, Any variant of that
Gender
Female
Time Zone
PST
#5
Granted, you can now only be woken up by true hate's kiss.

I wish I didn't have to sleep so long.
 

Moxie

Veteran Ditz
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Nov 2, 2018
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387
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Daam
Gender
Male
#6
Granted. You will get dark bags under your eyes which get exponentially heavier by the day to the point of zombification

I wish my teachers could teach as if they're in a musical
 

Biohazard

Somebody is digging my bones
Join Date
Nov 1, 2018
Posts
1,197
Location
Behind you
AKA
Wiktoria
Gender
Female
Time Zone
UTC+1
#7
Granted, but the teacher musical is so ****ty that you hate it.

I wish a Diego Brando plush was a thing, so I would buy 100 of them. 8D
 

Cynical_Toast

Professional Video Gamer
Join Date
Dec 28, 2018
Posts
163
Location
Flavortown
AKA
Charlie
Gender
Male
Time Zone
EST
Switch FC
4099-4174-0519
#8
Granted, but the plush is made from cheap material and gets ripped from just about anything

I wish I had a better work ethic
 
Join Date
Nov 7, 2018
Posts
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Location
Inside A Musical
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Athena, Any variant of that
Gender
Female
Time Zone
PST
#9
Granted, now you forget the value of rest and become a workoholic.

I wish I could teleport.
 

Godot

Ace Prosecutor
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Nov 15, 2018
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Anywhere with books
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Connor, Godot, Mir, Godet, Mimir, Wise
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Male
Time Zone
Central Time
#11
Granted, but the apocalypse is upon us because no one knows what true Anarchy is because media always screws it up. So now it's basically the purge.

I wish I could phase through solid objects.
 

Moxie

Veteran Ditz
Join Date
Nov 2, 2018
Posts
387
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Daam
Gender
Male
#12
Granted, however it glitches and you may potentially be stuck in objects and experience terrible pain!

I wish I could do small time jumps to skip boring lectures
 

SAF

Child of the Musketeers (?)
Join Date
Nov 3, 2018
Posts
402
AKA
Sania
Gender
Female
Time Zone
+7 GMT
IGN
Sayo (Moon), Koh (Ultra Sun), Ami (Platinum)
#13
Granted, but the time jumps will be uncontrollable to the point of being prone to skip interesting lectures and pop quizzes (especially the ones affecting your grades).

I wish I would just die whenever my parents scold me for whatever reasons.
 

icelandic

Regular Trainer
Join Date
Nov 8, 2018
Posts
195
Gender
Male
#14
Granted. You would, except the second I post this your parents both drop dead.

I wish I didn't have a cold.
 

Godot

Ace Prosecutor
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Nov 15, 2018
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Anywhere with books
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Connor, Godot, Mir, Godet, Mimir, Wise
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Male
Time Zone
Central Time
#15
Granted, but now you've got a fever.

I wish I was creative enough to form a new genre of story.
 

Godot

Ace Prosecutor
Join Date
Nov 15, 2018
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1,960
Location
Anywhere with books
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Connor, Godot, Mir, Godet, Mimir, Wise
Gender
Male
Time Zone
Central Time
#17
Granted but now you just resemble a two year old.

I wish I could freeze time.
 

icelandic

Regular Trainer
Join Date
Nov 8, 2018
Posts
195
Gender
Male
#20
Granted, it does a Meta Knight and gets banned from competitive play.

I wish the Nintendo Switch would get a price drop to under £200.
 
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