Corrupt a Wish

[icelandic]

Granted. It's a nice plate, vintage Wedgwood china in perfect condition with one of their most famous designs. The spaghetti that's on the plate, on the other hand, is disgusting.

I wish my chair wasn't wobbly.

 

[DeepSeaPrincess]

Granted, it now squeaks whenever you move even a little.

I wish I had more chocolate.

 

[icelandic]

Granted, but it's all Hershey's.

If you like Hershey's then there's nothing left for me to corrupt.

I wish I could click my fingers like Mary Poppins and my room would tidy itself how I want it.

 

[SAF]

Granted, but you'll have random things misplaced every time you do.

I wish I could get a job away from my hometown.

 

[Godot]

Granted, but now you'll work in the middle of nowhere.

I wish I could start teaching now.

 

[DeepSeaPrincess]

Granted you must teach five year olds rocket science.

I wish I had some coffee.

 

[Godot]

Granted, but it's been brewed by a dog, a cat, and a goat and has lots of hair in it.

I wish the opioid epidemic would end.

 

[SAF]

Granted, but it will happen elsewhere.
(I kinda had the idea for the coffee one but got ninja'd. Oh well, whatever)

I wanna have a pizza with halal meat as its topping.

 

[Rockie]

Granted, but the base is somehow not halal.

I just want a working stomach

 

[Luke Strife]

You have it, but unfortunately it does night shifts with terrible pay, and a lack of vacation time.

I wish for the most evilly corrupted object in the world. Not even to have it, just for it to exist.

 

[Godot]

Granted, but now you work for EA.

I wish the forums were run by Batman.

 

[Rockie]

Granted, but everyone on the forums is designated a villain and he slowly, procedurally takes us all out

I wish for an unbreakable shield!

 

[DeepSeaPrincess]

Granted, it's the size of your pinki tip.

I wish I could find the shiny I'm hunting faster.

 

[SAF]

Granted, but you accidentally KO-ed the shiny.

I wish I could do vibrato on my violin.

 

[Rockie]

Granted, but you can do absolutely nothing else on it.

I wish I wouldn't have a headache every time i wake up

 

[Godot]

Granted, now you've got a headache whenever you go to sleep.

I wish Atlantis was actually a thing.

 

[Cynical Toast]

Granted, it's a crappy roadhouse in Texas

I wish I could think of a decent wish

 

[icelandic]

Granted, but you can't seem to type it out somehow.

I wish my superpower was the power to block and unblock toilets at will.

 

[Godot]

Granted, unfortunately you never stated which end of the sewer system you were on so enjoy smelling like raw sewage for a few days.

I wish dogs could speak.

 

[DeepSeaPrincess]

Granted, they only communicate in a very specific dialect of an African language.

I wish I had more money.