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Corrupt a Wish

robochicken77

Shiny Hunter
Join Date
Apr 25, 2019
Posts
35
AKA
Robo
Gender
Male
Time Zone
CST
Granted, but the Entire human population is purged to accomplish that.

I wish that my 3ds didnt crap out on me :(
 

Rockie

Dark Envoy
Rainbow Rocket Grunt
Join Date
Mar 26, 2019
Posts
777
AKA
Rockie
Gender
Male
Time Zone
GMT
3DS FC
5043-2301-9525
Switch FC
SW-0094-9126-2724
IGN
Rockie
Granted, its quality is now consistent. That is, that it never works. Can't crap out if it doesn't crap... in!

I wish for a simple plate of fried rice
 

DeepSeaPrincess

Pretty Voice
Join Date
Nov 7, 2018
Posts
2,031
Location
Inside A Fairy Tale
AKA
Athena, Any variant of that
Gender
Female
Time Zone
PST
3DS FC
0920-1282-6394
IGN
Athena/Sirena Usually
Granted, it's dry leftovers from the microwave that are strangely salty.

I wish I had a snuggly kitten with me.
 

Rockie

Dark Envoy
Rainbow Rocket Grunt
Join Date
Mar 26, 2019
Posts
777
AKA
Rockie
Gender
Male
Time Zone
GMT
3DS FC
5043-2301-9525
Switch FC
SW-0094-9126-2724
IGN
Rockie
Granted, but your other meals are unbalanced, in fact, they're really overpowered

I wish for power beyond my imagination
 

Godot

Coffee Drinkin' College Student
Rainbow Rocket Grunt
Join Date
Nov 15, 2018
Posts
3,352
Location
Texas
AKA
Connor
Gender
Male
Time Zone
Central Time
Granted, you're now able to interact with reality although it means you'll never play D&D again.

I wish hamburgers were made of mammoth.
 

DeepSeaPrincess

Pretty Voice
Join Date
Nov 7, 2018
Posts
2,031
Location
Inside A Fairy Tale
AKA
Athena, Any variant of that
Gender
Female
Time Zone
PST
3DS FC
0920-1282-6394
IGN
Athena/Sirena Usually
Granted, you're arrested for killing the last of the mammoths.

I wish I could wake up earlier.
 

robochicken77

Shiny Hunter
Join Date
Apr 25, 2019
Posts
35
AKA
Robo
Gender
Male
Time Zone
CST
Granted, but you can never feel like youve gotten a restful nights sleep ever again

I wish I could talk to people in real life as easily as I do online
 

DeepSeaPrincess

Pretty Voice
Join Date
Nov 7, 2018
Posts
2,031
Location
Inside A Fairy Tale
AKA
Athena, Any variant of that
Gender
Female
Time Zone
PST
3DS FC
0920-1282-6394
IGN
Athena/Sirena Usually
Granted, but only a miniscule amount is granted.

I wish I had a new iPhone
 

Rockie

Dark Envoy
Rainbow Rocket Grunt
Join Date
Mar 26, 2019
Posts
777
AKA
Rockie
Gender
Male
Time Zone
GMT
3DS FC
5043-2301-9525
Switch FC
SW-0094-9126-2724
IGN
Rockie
Granted, but you aren't given a charger, and nowhere sells one either

I wish my NOSE would stop running
 

DeepSeaPrincess

Pretty Voice
Join Date
Nov 7, 2018
Posts
2,031
Location
Inside A Fairy Tale
AKA
Athena, Any variant of that
Gender
Female
Time Zone
PST
3DS FC
0920-1282-6394
IGN
Athena/Sirena Usually
Granted, it's now so stuffy you can't breathe.

I wish I could fall asleep on time
 

icelandic

Adept Trainer
Join Date
Nov 8, 2018
Posts
274
Gender
Male
Granted, you fall asleep and indeed wake up on time. However your bowels didn't get the memo.

I wish I had a Teasmade.
 

chaejoo

eats metal
Rainbow Rocket Grunt
Join Date
May 12, 2019
Posts
22
Location
the fridge
AKA
max
Gender
Other
granted, but it breaks and tea begins pouring out rapidly. your house is being flooded with tea. there is no escape

i wish i was more flexible
 

Rockie

Dark Envoy
Rainbow Rocket Grunt
Join Date
Mar 26, 2019
Posts
777
AKA
Rockie
Gender
Male
Time Zone
GMT
3DS FC
5043-2301-9525
Switch FC
SW-0094-9126-2724
IGN
Rockie
Granted, but now you're too flexible and can only bend your limbs the wrong way.

I wish to be rid of this back pain
 

icelandic

Adept Trainer
Join Date
Nov 8, 2018
Posts
274
Gender
Male
Granted, you are now a head in a jar.

I wish there were 25 hours in a day.
 

DeepSeaPrincess

Pretty Voice
Join Date
Nov 7, 2018
Posts
2,031
Location
Inside A Fairy Tale
AKA
Athena, Any variant of that
Gender
Female
Time Zone
PST
3DS FC
0920-1282-6394
IGN
Athena/Sirena Usually
Granted, but this requires a slightly slower spin on the earth and everything falls into chaos as the delicate balance we survive in is thrown off.

I wish I could wear mint colored things and not look dead.
 

icelandic

Adept Trainer
Join Date
Nov 8, 2018
Posts
274
Gender
Male
Granted, mint plants and by implication mint colored things are now black.

I wish that gif above would just stop forever.
 

Rockie

Dark Envoy
Rainbow Rocket Grunt
Join Date
Mar 26, 2019
Posts
777
AKA
Rockie
Gender
Male
Time Zone
GMT
3DS FC
5043-2301-9525
Switch FC
SW-0094-9126-2724
IGN
Rockie
Granted. Only the one above though. You don't get another wish. You wasted it, fool!

I wish for unlimited indescribable and unimaginable power
 

icelandic

Adept Trainer
Join Date
Nov 8, 2018
Posts
274
Gender
Male
Granted. Because it's indescribable you can't tell anyone you've got it, and because it's unimaginable you can't think of anything to do with it.

Indeed, how do you know you didn't already have such power before wishing for it?

I wish I could think of a palindrome involving wish.
 
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