Corrupt a Wish

Rockie

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Granted, though in the process, you've forgotten all other unique functions of writing. Metaphors who? Similes what? Synonyms why?

I wish to be able to raise the dead
 

icelandic

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Granted. Since I no longer understand metaphor, simile, or synonym, you are capable of raising the dead into the air.

I wish my legs weren't itchy.
 

DeepSeaPrincess

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Granted, now the soles of your feet are. Under your socks.

I wish I could eat anything I want and never get fat.
 

Godot

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Granted but you also no longer get energy from the foods you consume.

I wish puppies were more adorable.
 

DeepSeaPrincess

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Granted, you are now allergic to adorableness.

I wish I had superpowers.
 

Rockie

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Granted but they're not particularly useful ones. For example, teleporting 1 foot at a time, being invisible but only when you're asleep, and so on.

I wish for the cure. Just THE cure. The ultimate one.
 

Luke Strife

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Granted, but it will probably die again real soon.

I wish for infinite memes.
 

Godot

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Granted, it turns out the memes are enough to earn Hastur's ire and at least three of them contain his name. Congratulations you've doomed us all by inadvertently summoning the King in Yellow.

I wish I could find a Stephen King novel I'd actually enjoy reading.
 

SAF

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Granted, but it's much shorter than the other Stephen King novels (like, just 3 pages or so).

I wish for more cats.
 

Typhlosion

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yo I used to love this game on Azurilland

You receive a muffin, but it has a Tantalus-esque spell placed on it and you can never enjoy this muffin.

I wish for free metro fare.
 

Godot

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Lo and behold it's yours... Unfortunately the Tarasque/Tarrasque is on the first bus you take. It eats you and the bus before proceeding to run rampant throughout the world consuming all that stands in its path.

I wish for the most powerful sword in existence.
 

Luke Strife

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You get it, but then you're unable to wield it due to not being mighty enough to match its strength.

Honestly right now I just wish to not have another bad day. This week has been hell.
 

Typhlosion

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This song starts playing everywhere you go, but of course it offers no real emotional support.

I wish for Scar to no longer be surrounded by idiots.
 

Godot

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Your wish is granted, however you are now surrounded by said idiots.

I wish sharks would stop getting such a bad rap.
 

Luke Strife

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Granted, but now the sharks are bad rappers themselves, and regularly swim near beaches to drop the mic on unsuspecting tourists.

I wish I wasn't going back to work tomorrow.
 

SAF

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Granted, but you'll forget about it again by the 12th month.

I wish Splash (as in a Pokemon move) does more than just flopping around.
 
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