Corrupt a Wish

juiccbox

local buffoon
Join Date
Dec 21, 2019
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120
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Juice/Juice man
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Granted, but it’s been sitting outdoors for 2 months.

I wish I could never be thirsty.
 

Typhlosion

Heart and Soul
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Rainbow Rocket Executive
Join Date
Oct 23, 2018
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The Field of Battle
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Ben, A_T
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Ben
Granted, but now you're always hungry!

I wish road construction never lasted more than a week.
 

Typhlosion

Heart and Soul
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Ben
Granted, but it makes you overwhelmingly busy and you find you have no time left to do what you actually want.

I wish to pass my Spanish final without studying.
 

Dragonite

have they found the One Piece yet
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Whiterun, probably
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Dragonite, usually
Granted, but the reason it did that was because the government decided to move the decimal point on your currency one place to the left and now £30 looks like a lot more money.

edit: that's interesting, I replied to a post from January for some reason. re: toast Granted, but your house is now on fire.

I wish I didn't require so much sleep to be functional during the day.
 

Mirage

Pokemon Master
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Nov 1, 2018
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Alola
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Drake, Mirage, Izzy
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Male
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(UTC-08:00) Pacific Time (US & Canada)
Granted, but it's made from somebody who appeared on Kitchen Nightmares.

I wish this forum was lively again.
 

Typhlosion

Heart and Soul
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Ben
Granted, but the market rapidly shifts to fake estate, invalidating your real estate tools.

I wish instant ramen was nutritious.
 

Gokudera

Vocalist
Staff Emeritus
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Devin
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Granted. But since it's nutritious, the price has skyrocketed, and a single pack now costs $5. College students everywhere starve.

I wish I had the motivation to work out.
 

SAF

Second Violinist
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Nov 3, 2018
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Indonesia
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Sania
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Female
Time Zone
+7 GMT
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can be whatever
Granted, just not in the way normal cats go downstairs; yours will outright jump from the upper floor every time they go downstairs. Knowing cats though, I'm sure they gonna survive the fall most of the time.

I wish for a lot of me-times.
 
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