Corrupt a Wish

[Neb]

Granted, it would have the right joy-con missing.

I wish Persona 3 and 4 were on the PS4.

 

[Cynical Toast]

Granted, they're Japan exclusive.

I wish I wasn't always so tired

 

[Eevee]

Granted, but now you're always bored.

I wish that Game of Thrones was coming out earlier in this year.

 

[DeepSeaPrincess]

Granted, it comes out today clearly rushed with a terrible director and even worse acting.

I wish I could recover from sleep issues faster.

 

[Cynical Toast]

Granted, you have sleep issues every day.

I wish I had some solid willpower.

 

[Stralend]

Granted, but you are afraid of the sun.

I wish everyone stopped telling me good luck.

 

[Godot]

Granted but now whenever someone tells you to break a leg they are actively wishing harm upon you.

I wish I was a god.

 

[DeepSeaPrincess]

Granted, you are the god of a specific grain of sand and that's it.

I wish I could shut up.

 

[Cynical Toast]

Granted, you can never speak again.

I wish I could redo the last semester lol.

 

[Godot]

Granted, but you won't be able to do any better than your last time through.

I wish I could throw coffee in court.

 

[Neb]

Granted, you can only throw it at Phoenix.

I wish I could teleport.

 

[Mudkip_Mishchief]

granted, but you can only teleport to the insides of volcanoes

I wish I could be 6'5, 200+ pounds of raw muscle

 

[Stralend]

Granted but you are afraid of puppies.

I wish I could have my own personal mountain.

 

[Master Magics Five]

Granted, but it's a 1/144 scale model.

I wish for the motivation to do my school work.

 

[Cynical Toast]

Granted, unforeseen circumstances prevent you from doing it anyways.

I wish I studied harder for my exams

 

[Godot]

Granted but the lack of sleep caused by your studying causes you to fail anyway.

I wish my professors were better organized.

 

[Stralend]

Granted, but they forget how to teach.

I wish there would be more shooting stars.

 

[DeepSeaPrincess]

Granted, granted wishes are now so common they're not special anymore.

I wish I could eat all I want and never get fat.

 

[Cynical Toast]

Granted, you now gain weight from walking.

I wish I was more awake in the mornings

 

[Godot]

Granted but now you have insomnia.

I wish D&D was reality.