Corrupt a Wish

[Mudkip_Mishchief]

Granted, but they forget how to breathe whenever they see or hear you (i'll be your friend btw)

I wish I had more time for stuff I enjoy

 

[Cynical Toast]

Granted, you no longer enjoy what you used to.

I wish I had more quiet.

 

[Stralend]

Granted, but now you lost the ability to speak.

I wish my hoodie already arrived.

 

[DeepSeaPrincess]

Granted, it's four sizes off.

I wish for a bowl of Lucky Charms.

 

[Mudkip_Mishchief]

Granted but you break your jaw, and can now only inject your lucky charms

I wish I made more money

 

[DeepSeaPrincess]

Granted, you make $0.0000000000000000001 more every month.

 

[Mudkip_Mishchief]

Granted, you don't have to make a wish, but now you cant make any more wishes!

I wish i was a purple boi

 

[DeepSeaPrincess]

Granted, you are now subject to lab testing.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to put a wish down last time.

 

[Mudkip_Mishchief]

Granted, now you just forget everything else

I wish I had a mudkip

 

[~Kilza~]

Granted, however the Mudkip refuses to obey your commands and destroys all your stuff

I wish I got more sleep

 

[Cynical Toast]

Granted, you aren't waking back up.

I wish I had the motivation to finish all my unfinished games and projects.

 

[DeepSeaPrincess]

Granted, you now have motivation for nothing else.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

 

[Godot]

Granted, but now you're a salmon.

I wish I was a super villain.

 

[Cynical Toast]

Granted, you're sentenced to life in prison after failing your first heist.

I wish I had a proper mic.

 

[Jifi-Dawg]

Granted, now there's something wrong with your computer

I wish I had a regular sleep schedule

 

[Mudkip_Mishchief]

Granted, but now you don't have a regular breathing schedule

 

[Godot]

No wish to grant and corrupt, how unfortunate.

I wish there was a wish to grant.

 

[Mudkip_Mishchief]

Granted, but you can only grant, not corrupt.

I wish Mir wasn't so upset by the fact that I forgot my wish :/

 

[Cynical Toast]

Granted, now I'm upset you forgot your wish.

I wish I wasn't so upset Mudkip forgot his wish.

 

[Godot]

Granted, but now you've also forgotten what you ate for breakfast this morning.

I wish my siblings wouldn't give me strange looks for snacking on olives.