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Corrupt a Wish

Cynical_Toast

Professional Video Gamer
Join Date
Dec 28, 2018
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170
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Flavortown
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Charlie
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Male
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EST
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#82
Granted, you didn't specify more of "what" you wanted so you now have more schoolwork.

I wish I was better at Puff in Smash.
 
Join Date
Nov 7, 2018
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1,078
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Inside A Musical
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Athena, Any variant of that
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Female
Time Zone
PST
#85
Granted, you can only go the most boring areas.

I wish cavities didn't exist.
 

Pelion

Rookie Trainer
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Jan 6, 2019
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36
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SC
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Curt
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Other
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Est
#86
Your mouth and nostrils instantly seal with flesh and bone.

I wish pizza was healthy
 

Godot

Tactician
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Nov 15, 2018
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2,050
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Nose deep in a tome.
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Connor, Godot, Mir, Godet, Mimir, Wise
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Male
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Central Time
#87
Granted, but it tastes horrible now.

I wish the person playing the Hobgoblin in my pathfinder campaign would learn to shut up.
 
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#89
Granted, you now have one more post than him, which he quickly changes.

I wish my red hair didn't fade so fast.
 
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#91
Granted, it's full of every food you hate.

I wish I could instantly learn a new language
 

Moonwatcher

The unholy offspring of lightning and death itself
Join Date
Jan 5, 2019
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74
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Male
#92
Granted, but it's only spoken by inhabitants of a distant planet.

I wish that I would stop waking up so early.
 

Godot

Tactician
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Nov 15, 2018
Posts
2,050
Location
Nose deep in a tome.
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Connor, Godot, Mir, Godet, Mimir, Wise
Gender
Male
Time Zone
Central Time
#93
Granted, but now you wake up way too late to do anything.

I wish I had more money.
 

Godot

Tactician
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2,050
Location
Nose deep in a tome.
AKA
Connor, Godot, Mir, Godet, Mimir, Wise
Gender
Male
Time Zone
Central Time
#95
Granted, but you end up watching everyone you love grow old and die.

I wish my siblings would stop eating my food.
 
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#97
Granted, it hates you and refuses to come near you.

I wish I could have a bird.
 

Godot

Tactician
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Nose deep in a tome.
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Connor, Godot, Mir, Godet, Mimir, Wise
Gender
Male
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Central Time
#98
Granted, it's a parrot that won't stop cursing and it only knows how to swear.

I wish I had more dogs.
 
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