Corrupt a Wish

[Cynical Toast]

Granted, they can't understand what you tell them.

I wish it wasn't so cold today

 

[Mudkip_Mishchief]

Granted, an instant flash of heat incinerates you instantly

I wish I could eat a samwich

 

[Godot]

Granted, but it tastes like garbage.

I wish I could skip to tomorrow.

 

[Mudkip_Mishchief]

Granted but you can never skip anything ever again after that

I wish i had more 1000 more posts than kilza

 

[Godot]

Granted, but now you'll never be able to post again.

I wish I could find love.

 

[Mudkip_Mishchief]

granted but it's with a toaster

I wish i had some toast

 

[DeepSeaPrincess]

Granted it's burnt to a crisp and stinks.

I wish I could pet a tiger.

 

[Mudkip_Mishchief]

Granted, it bites your hand off within the first 30 seconds of petting it

I wish i had GOOD toast

 

[Godot]

Granted, but now you can't toast anything else.

I wish I had a pet tiger.

 

[Mirage]

Granted, but it dies from a foreign poison within a week (a little reference from a story I wrote for Azurilland)

I wish I had a pet Groudon.

 

[Cynical Toast]

Granted, you don't have enough gym badges so it doesn't listen to you.

I wish I could go back in time 3 hours.

 

[Mudkip_Mishchief]

Granted, you die in the process

I wish this wish wouldn't be corrupted

 

[Mirage]

Granted, but now a loved-one is gonna have their wish corrupted.

I wish I was rich.

 

[Mudkip_Mishchief]

granted, you blow it all on beans

I wish i was tired

 

[Cynical Toast]

Granted, you are unable to fall asleep.

I wish I made better use of my time today.

 

[DeepSeaPrincess]

Granted, but you now think you should have rested.

I wish my potato was ready.

 

[Godot]

Granted but now you don’t have anything to put on it.

I wish I had hamburgers.

 

[Mudkip_Mishchief]

Granted, they're delicious and you love them stupid

i wish for food

 

[Cynical Toast]

Granted, it's processed garbage.

I wish Siivagunner was still up

 

[Mudkip_Mishchief]

Granted, but you die instantly

i wish for pizza