Corrupt a Wish

Mudkip_Mishchief

Goodbye
Rainbow Rocket Grunt
Join Date
Nov 3, 2018
Posts
1,459
AKA
Carson, Mudkip
Gender
Male
IGN
bbop
Granted, you trade your regular breathing schedule for it and die
 

Jifi-Dawg

Secretly a Tepig
Join Date
Jan 18, 2019
Posts
75
AKA
Jifi, jfjdawg14, Dawgy
Gender
Female
3DS FC
3067-5211-4543
I wish Mischief had made a wish
 

DeepSeaPrincess

Pretty Voice
Join Date
Nov 7, 2018
Posts
2,030
Location
Inside A Fairy Tale
AKA
Athena, Any variant of that
Gender
Female
Time Zone
PST
3DS FC
0920-1282-6394
IGN
Athena/Sirena Usually
Granted, but those paws are attached to very large and angry bears.

I wish chocolate had no calories
 

DeepSeaPrincess

Pretty Voice
Join Date
Nov 7, 2018
Posts
2,030
Location
Inside A Fairy Tale
AKA
Athena, Any variant of that
Gender
Female
Time Zone
PST
3DS FC
0920-1282-6394
IGN
Athena/Sirena Usually
Granted, you are bullied by all the other pandas and are sad.

I wish I could eat my ice cream now
 

Mirage

Pokemon Master
Join Date
Nov 1, 2018
Posts
1,165
Location
Alola
AKA
Drake, Mirage, Izzy
Gender
Male
Time Zone
(UTC-08:00) Pacific Time (US & Canada)
Granted, but it freezes your insides.

I wish I had more Groudons.
 

DeepSeaPrincess

Pretty Voice
Join Date
Nov 7, 2018
Posts
2,030
Location
Inside A Fairy Tale
AKA
Athena, Any variant of that
Gender
Female
Time Zone
PST
3DS FC
0920-1282-6394
IGN
Athena/Sirena Usually
Granted, water now has completely dried up and everything's dying.

I wish I knew where my phone was
 

Master Magics Five

「ハイウェイ・スター」
Join Date
Jan 11, 2019
Posts
232
Location
the path of exile
AKA
Efflore, BloodClaw
Time Zone
EST (UTC -5:00)
Switch FC
SW-4046-4239-6610
Granted, but it will require a surgical operation to retrieve.

I wish that I could follow through with my story concepts more effectively
 

DeepSeaPrincess

Pretty Voice
Join Date
Nov 7, 2018
Posts
2,030
Location
Inside A Fairy Tale
AKA
Athena, Any variant of that
Gender
Female
Time Zone
PST
3DS FC
0920-1282-6394
IGN
Athena/Sirena Usually
Granted, you must now write only in comic sans.

I wish I had writing motivation.
 

Mirage

Pokemon Master
Join Date
Nov 1, 2018
Posts
1,165
Location
Alola
AKA
Drake, Mirage, Izzy
Gender
Male
Time Zone
(UTC-08:00) Pacific Time (US & Canada)
Granted, but now all you can write is gibberish.

I wish I can play in the NBA.
 

Kyogre386

Regular Trainer
Join Date
Jan 3, 2019
Posts
106
Location
Virginia
AKA
Chris
Gender
Male
Time Zone
UTC-05:00
Granted, but the team that currently has you loses every game and everybody notices.

I wish I had more wishes.
 

Godot

Coffee Drinkin' College Student
Rainbow Rocket Grunt
Join Date
Nov 15, 2018
Posts
3,290
Location
Texas
AKA
Connor
Gender
Male
Time Zone
Central Time
Granted, but all your wishes come true in the worst ways possible leading to the creation of this thread in what is essentially a stable time loop.

I wish I were the god of shipping.
 

Mirage

Pokemon Master
Join Date
Nov 1, 2018
Posts
1,165
Location
Alola
AKA
Drake, Mirage, Izzy
Gender
Male
Time Zone
(UTC-08:00) Pacific Time (US & Canada)
Granted, but it's taken literally, and you become a ship captain for life.

I wish I had more money to buy stuff.
 

DeepSeaPrincess

Pretty Voice
Join Date
Nov 7, 2018
Posts
2,030
Location
Inside A Fairy Tale
AKA
Athena, Any variant of that
Gender
Female
Time Zone
PST
3DS FC
0920-1282-6394
IGN
Athena/Sirena Usually
Granted, you freeze yourself too.

I wish I could fly
 

Godot

Coffee Drinkin' College Student
Rainbow Rocket Grunt
Join Date
Nov 15, 2018
Posts
3,290
Location
Texas
AKA
Connor
Gender
Male
Time Zone
Central Time
Granted, but unfortunately the powers that allow me to grant this wish also ignore grammar so now you're a fly.

I wish I didn't have to wait for tomorrow to see the Pokémon Direct.
 

Mirage

Pokemon Master
Join Date
Nov 1, 2018
Posts
1,165
Location
Alola
AKA
Drake, Mirage, Izzy
Gender
Male
Time Zone
(UTC-08:00) Pacific Time (US & Canada)
Granted, but you're now a motorcycle that has more MPG.

I wish I wan't so sick and twisted.
 
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