Mother: Calvin, I...
Calvin: Yike!! You're home! I didn't even finish pack...that is, um...
Calvin: Lies! Everything Miss Wormworm said about me was a lie! She just doesn't like me! She hates little boys! It's not my fault! I'm not to blame!
Calvin: She told you about the noodles, right? Nobody saw me! I was framed! I wouldn't do anything like that! I'm innocent, I tell you!
Mother: What noodles?
Calvin: Oh...uh...ha ha! Did I say noodles? You must have heard wrong. I didn't say noodles.