Post an Insane Lie about the Person above You v2

[Cynical Toast]

Eat's thumbtacks without milk.

 

[Typhlosion]

Greatly admires the Roman emperor Caligula and wishes to emulate him in his everyday life.

 

[Mudkip_Mishchief]

Is an expert is the field of professional corn consumption

 

[Godot]

Has eaten the last of my precious olives.

 

[Mudkip_Mishchief]

Is said precious olives

 

[Mirage]

Likes to randomly shout at the top of his lungs in public

 

[Mudkip_Mishchief]

Likes to randomly shout at the top of his lungs in public

the game says to lie silly. I actually love doing this tbh, makes my friends uncomfortable.

Has never touched a guitar in his life and cant do 30 push ups

 

[Mirage]

Forced me to make a club with him :P

 

[Mudkip_Mishchief]

Didn't help at all with said club, and definitely did not do any writing for it

 

[Godot]

Ate my left shoe... I don't want it back.

 

[Mudkip_Mishchief]

has 1899 posts

 

[~Kilza~]

Has only posted 5 times in the past 3 or so days.

 

[Godot]

Has been on the forums since 1776.

 

[~Kilza~]

Is only known as Godot everywhere.

 

[DeepSeaPrincess]

Was the witch who cursed me as a baby

 

[Godot]

Has confined me to the itty bitty living space that is a lamp, but let me keep my unlimited cosmic power.

 

[DeepSeaPrincess]

Keeps trying to make me taste an apple for pie even though I already said I'm not making apple pies >:(

 

[~Kilza~]

Owns a store that only sells apple pies.

 

[Godot]

Works at Athena's pie shop.

 

[Mudkip_Mishchief]

Works as a pie at said pie shop