Post an Insane Lie about the Person above You v2

[~Kilza~]

Has smuggled those kittens out of good homes and into prison cells

 

[Godot]

Has smuggled puppies into and out of hockey games by stuffing them in his pants pockets.

 

[~Kilza~]

Smuggles ducks into Mexico

 

[Godot]

Has turned said smuggled ducks into pants.

 

[~Kilza~]

Smuggles moose into Wyoming

 

[Godot]

Smuggles Smoky dressed as a moose into Canada.

 

[~Kilza~]

Is the RCMP officer who throws me in jail for smuggling smuky across the border

 

[smoky]

will stop calling me smuky

 

[~Kilza~]

Will stop calling me ~

 

[Godot]

Is always walking on the sun.

 

[~Kilza~]

Owns a house on the moon

 

[Godot]

Is married to the entire Andromeda galaxy.

 

[~Kilza~]

Is Commander Shepard

 

[DeepSeaPrincess]

Is Lin Manuel Miranda

 

[Mudkip_Mishchief]

Is female Alexander Hamilton

 

[Fafrir]

Has the ability to run the half marathon race in less than 10 minutes.

 

[Godot]

Is actually Loki in disguise.

 

[DeepSeaPrincess]

Is trying to get me to look at the gullible on the ceiling.

 

[Godot]

Has been attempting to find a match for me on the forums despite my objections.

 

[Varhii]

Has fought in numerous battles with his sword.