Post an Insane Lie about the Person above You v2

[Dragonite]

Partakes in sumo wrestling versus wild hippos on the third Saturday of each month.

 

[Gokudera]

Has tried Sumo wrestling Snorlax, and refuses to give up until he wins.

 

[Godot]

Sold my trousers to Saint Nick.

 

[Gokudera]

Is actually Mel Gibson, who saved England from the English

 

[Cynical Toast]

Is actually Eric Cartman, who saved South Park from Mel Gibson

 

[Godot]

Is actually Batman who saved Gotham from The Joker.

 

[Gokudera]

Is actually Tom Cruise, who goes to Oprah's home every day to jump on her couch.

 

[~Kilza~]

Once performed surgery on himself

 

[Typhlosion]

Travels around North America as a professional Donny Osmond impersonator.

 

[Godot]

Professional Tommy Wiseau impersonator.

 

[Gokudera]

Was once fired as a Tommy Wiseau impersonator for having too good a grasp on English.

 

[Ruellia]

Doesn't have a cool sig ;o

 

[Godot]

Is actually Gamora.

 

[~Kilza~]

Has worked at the Krusty Krab

 

[Godot]

Is only half as cool as you'd think he is.

 

[Gokudera]

Eats at the Chum Bucket at least 3 times a week.

 

[Cynical Toast]

Dunked a burger in water and called it a Krabby Patty

 

[Godot]

Stuck a feather in his cap and called it macaroni.

 

[~Kilza~]

Writes all his papers with ink and a quill

 

[God]

Does nothing but tweet on Twitter.