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Is Eustace's truck that Goose God married, in a lovely life with 2 goose-truck children.
 

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Invented gravity, and made himself the only person who didn't have to obey it.
 

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Eats magnets for breakfast.
 

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Is currently the lead singer of King Crimson.
 

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Prefers purple stuff over Sunny D.
 

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Has unsuccessfully tried hunting down the Lucky Charms leprechaun for 15 years.
 

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Is Barney, still trying to steal Fred's Fruity Pebbles.
 

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Went to the moon to get some cheese.
 

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Is responsible for putting the holes in bleu cheese.
 

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Suffers from Coffeephobia: the irrational fear of coffee and caffeine in general
 
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