Post an Insane Lie about the Person above You v2

[Gokudera]

Has visited every McDonalds in America, and has stolen a sugar packet from each.

 

[SiNofTheAbyss]

Only sings songs performed by coldrain and no other artists. At the top of his lungs, might I add.

 

[Cynical Toast]

On a mission to bike across the world, destroying all who stand in his way

 

[SiNofTheAbyss]

Always drinks a nice glass of spiders after an assassination job.

 

[Cynical Toast]

Is a seasoned collector of ant hills

 

[Gokudera]

Ate Jib in a bout of sleep eating that spanned the entirety of the Cul-De-Sac.

 

[Cynical Toast]

Has been stockpiling canned food in preparation for the coming apocalypse.

 

[SiNofTheAbyss]

Is the primary cause of said upcoming apocalypse.

 

[DeepSeaPrincess]

Totally hates Anime.

 

[Cynical Toast]

Hates Disney even more

 

[Gokudera]

Only watches black and white movies.

 

[SiNofTheAbyss]

Only watches series that intentionally reference JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

 

[Typhlosion]

Is not an organic being but rather a silicon-based lifeform.

 

[Gokudera]

Is actually a sea sponge that has a starfish best friend, and has a neighbor who silently plots SpongeBen's demise.

 

[Cynical Toast]

Is actually a sentient mass of paperclips imitating a human

 

[SiNofTheAbyss]

Is, in actuality, three raccoons in a trench coat.

 

[Cynical Toast]

Is the king of a grand kingdom of roaches

 

[Gokudera]

Is a cockroach that owns an apartment in NYC that has a pile of bones in the corner.
Do you wanna know what made these bones?
You dont wanna know what made these bones.

 

[SiNofTheAbyss]

Was actually a carrot in his past life.

 

[Mudkip_Mishchief]

hates anime and kills any and all people who watch anime on sight