Post an Insane Lie about the Person above You v2

[SiNofTheAbyss]

Is a (mostly) sane doctor who wears a paper bag on her head to hide her true identity.

 

[Typhlosion]

Can recite the transcript to every single Youtube CinemaSins video by heart.

 

[SiNofTheAbyss]

Consumes the souls of monsters to sustain a humanoid appearance that is unlike his true form.

 

[Cynical Toast]

Is a refugee from the 4th dimension, horrifically constrained by the mortal coil

 

[SiNofTheAbyss]

Killed King Dragon with one hit after finding all 800 pine cones.

 

[Lyra]

Exists in a constantly fluctuating state between life death and the void, only stabilizing long enough to post on Pokemon forums in the hope someone will recognize their pain and free them.

 

[Cynical Toast]

CEO of a failing potato chip company

 

[Gokudera]

Is the CFO of said patato chip company who cannot stop eating them, severely limiting their stocm.

 

[SiNofTheAbyss]

Is a cursed doll who turned a professional spirit hunter into an amnesiac.

 

[Cynical Toast]

Runs the local toy store and spends a suspicious amount of time in the back room

 

[SiNofTheAbyss]

Uses a voice recorder that can tell the future, but only of her exploits of JUSTICE.

 

[Cynical Toast]

Will lead the future insurgency against my righteous, democratic dictatorship of the people.

 

[SiNofTheAbyss]

Is actually one of the members of the Real Organization XIII.

 

[Gokudera]

Wants to ask people if they've got it memorized, but always forgets.

 

[SiNofTheAbyss]

Always tells water to dance, even when it's unnecessary.

 

[Gokudera]

Makes people play annoying games of chance with cards, much to everyone's chagrin.

 

[SiNofTheAbyss]

Uses up all the health potions you've gathered instead of healing you.

 

[Cynical Toast]

Wrote a sitcom about fascist lemons.

 

[SiNofTheAbyss]

Ate my Salisbury steak dinner. . . right in front of me.

 

[Gokudera]

Stole 50 frozen Salisbury Steaks from a grocery store.
All of which were months out of date.