Post an Insane Lie about the Person above You v2

[Gokudera]

Lives in the middle of nowhere with her husband, Eustace Bagge.

 

[Typhlosion]

Has an irrational, crippling phobia of doctors.

 

[Cynical Toast]

Has an irrational, crippling phobia of people who have an irrational, crippling phobia of doctors

 

[Gokudera]

Has an irrational fear of QWERTY keyboards and has to use text to speech every time they type.

 

[gylfie]

Absolutely despises the Given series and wishes it didn’t exist

 

[Gokudera]

Sketches blindfolded while wearing even mints for the added challenge.

 

[Cynical Toast]

Sketches under the pressure of a time bomb for the added challenge

 

[Typhlosion]

Has 5,000 tons of sand and boron in her backyard.

 

[Cynical Toast]

Doesn’t like the sand in my backyard- thinks it’s rough and course and irritating- and it gets everywhere

 

[Darjeeling]

Has been trapped in a virtual floating castle along with 9999 other players and must conquer all 100 floors of the castle to return to the real world

 

[Typhlosion]

Is Captain America, and has understood every single reference in this whole thread.

 

[SiNofTheAbyss]

Started to play an MMO, and, deciding that he didn't want to be hurt, maxed out his defense stat and became one of the most powerful and unpredictable players in the game.

 

[Gokudera]

Is a librarian who died under an avalanche of books and was reborn in a world as a young girl in a world with where books are reserved only for the super rich.

 

[SiNofTheAbyss]

Is (supposedly) a student from an entire class of students (and teacher) that got reincarnated, and ended up reincarnated in the form of a spider, born in one of the most dangerous dungeons on the continent.

 

[Resolute]

Hates JoJo's

 

[Gokudera]

Sends rude Christmas cards to every train conductor in the world every year in an attempt to break their spirits.

 

[Resolute]

Favorite dance is the Gokey Hokey Pokey

 

[Typhlosion]

His last forum post was in 2011 and he refuses to do any more.

 

[Gokudera]

Only got his Admin position because he has incriminating photos of Chris and blackmailing him into giving him power.

 

[Typhlosion]

is that even a lie though?

Has not slept for the past 60 days.