Slip of the tongue!

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Today I was measuring my face shape (for contouring), and discovered I'm an oval. I said to myself, "I'm officially an orange!"

What are some weird things you've said by accident?
 

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Omg this thread defines my life. The point of my existence is to fill this thread. For starters, me and my friend were at a gas station at like 11:30pm last night getting drinks, and I said 'put down your backpack she'll know you're trying to steal' (we didnt actually steal anything btw)
 

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Not really the same, but I almost always say "[thing I forgot about] completely crossed my mind" instead of "[thing] completely slipped my mind." I've gotten a lot of odd looks for that one
 

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Yeah, this happens all the time. Especially when I'm thinking about something else while talking.

And no, it is not a freudian slip. 8D
 

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Urgh, this happens a lot but I can't think of any good examples. Or any examples at all.

There's the generic stuff like omitting "not"s or adding "not"s where they don't belong, and calling people by the wrong name even though I already know their name, but that's not all that exciting or unusual.
 

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I talk too fast and mess up thoughts in my head so I end up with incoherent sentences more than I'd like to admit, particularly at the worst times (interviews...).

It tends to come up more in typing tbh, I'll just put in a random word that begins with the same letter of the word I'm thinking of instead of the actual word.
 

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The other day I used a spray bottle on my lizard’s vegetables when I told my mom, “I wettened Gonzo’s vegtables.”
 

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I think I mostly just slip out a curse word from time to time without really meaning to.

I have a sailor mouth if I don't pay attention to what I am saying.
 

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I screamed 'heck my frickin shoot' in math class cuz we were doing some 3d graphing stuff it was a bop
 

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one time i was talking about how i keyboard smash a lot and i said i fist my keyboard it wasn’t my proudest moment
 

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*sets down broom*

I FINISHED SCOOPING THE HALL
 
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I found an interesting obituary and accidentally pronounced it as “youb****uary.”
 

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Whenever someone says "just in case" I kinda got "who's Justin Case?"
...I blame dad for that one xD
 

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ah.................................
i was like 'boi i don't have money to get her a rose anyway' when i was meant to say 'boi i don't have money and i wouldn't get a rose anyway'
this wasn't abt my gf btw, it was abt someone who had a crush on me
now all my friends think im interested in 2 girls
 
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